you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
