This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I need water and some morals
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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