If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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