Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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