Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i came on her dog
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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