no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
