when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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