The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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