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I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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