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have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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