is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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