omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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