I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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