Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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