windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
So. Much. Porn.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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