weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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