i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I am mentally ready for anal.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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