My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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