his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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