I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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