only if we run a train.
done.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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