I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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