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did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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