Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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