i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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