do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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