I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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