btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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