Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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