yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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