Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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