why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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