the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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