just come out here and I will go home with you...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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