So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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