all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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