Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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