I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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