the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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