Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
