FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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