North Korea, Best Korea!
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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