Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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