I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Is Oprah even human
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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