I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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