you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I can't turn off my feet"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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