You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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