so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I can't turn off my feet"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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