Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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