when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
