don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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