so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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