i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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