whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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